Spend $99 and save $50 this week only!
Totally Rad is having a totally awesome sale on their total line of totally fantastic products and it totally ONLY happens this week.
Whew! That was like totally a mouth full.
Buy ANY Product worth $99 and SAVE. Time for Quantum Mathematics.
Sooooooooooo, let’s see. If you buy a product that normally costs $100, you would save $50. Let me do the math here….2+2=4 and the word ‘turkey’ has 5 letters, round up to the next decimal point and