Best Spam Comment in an Inane World Goes to…..

The person whose URL was linked to an interior design and 3D modeling service…..whatever that may be. In any event, this clearly brilliant fart knocker marketing expert wrote:

“Its like you read my thoughts! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I feel that you could do with a few % to drive the message house a little bit, however other than that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I will definitely be back.”

If only I could figure out to get a “few % to drive the message house”.

Wow. It’s as if they almost speak English. It doesn’t sound at all like they outsourced that little part of their world-domination-marketing-plan or possibly spoke into a voice synthesizer type of apparatus, like say……SIRI or anything. Not that I’m trying to drive home a point.

Yeah. Ahem. Not so much.